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TTT: Discworld Quotes

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Officially, this week’s Top Ten Tuesday topic is Best Character Names, but I struggled to come up with a good variety for my list (mostly Harry Potter). Since a few of my favourite names are from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series (Magrat Garlick, Esmerelda Margaret Note Spelling of Lancre, Moist von Lipwig), I thought I’d roll with that and give you a list of my favourite Discworld quotes instead — See! There’s a link here, I promise! 🙂

 

Ten Top Quotes from Terry Pratchett’s Discworld

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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, then what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.
— Jingo

She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don’t apply to you.
— Equal Rites

And, while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions.
— Feet of Clay

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“Blessings be on this house,” Granny said, perfunctorily. It was always a good opening remark for a witch. It concentrated people’s minds on what other things might be on this house.
— Witches Abroad

“Where’s the pleasure in bein’ the winner if the loser ain’t alive to know they’ve lost?”
— Witches Abroad

Granny’s implicit belief that everything should get out of her way extended to other witches, very tall trees and, on occasion, mountains.
— Wyrd Sisters

A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
— Guards! Guards!

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“Odd thing, ain’t it… you meet people one at a time, they seem decent, they got brains that work, and then they get together and you hear the voice of the people. And it snarls.”
— Jingo

The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it’s as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.
— Moving Pictures

No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.
— Reaper Man

10 thoughts on “TTT: Discworld Quotes”

  1. Great take on the topic! I’m glad that you took us on your journey for how you got to this list. I agree with you that the Discworld books have some great names in them, and I love the quotes you picked!

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  2. Ooh I’ve never read Pratchett but he does seem to have cool names! I LOVE that oine from Feet of Clay about the slums- ha ha so true! I like the two from Jingo and the one from Rites too. Clearly I need to read some Pratchett!

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